Posted 1 week ago
probably looked a little something like this right Jared
(Source: idiotsonfb)
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
teacher:
other kids:
me:
im about to do this lol
(Source: danielzrotfl)
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
don't assume shit
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but chains
and
whips
excite
me
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
